WHAT ARE U ZINKING ABOUT?!

fuck

lol who made those jokes, and whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline

:O does it make me sick if i find those jokes quite.. well funny ?

I think they're just lame tbh. But 8 year olds also play this game and blizz shouldn't take it up so heavily.

Those baby jokes were tasteless.
He was probably asking for a ban though.
Cause you know, people believe stuff on the internet and tries it out in real life
xD


Btw, here is the internet phenomona that didnt succed quite as much as his fellow heroes like, Chuck Norris and Hasselhoff



atleast beeing stallown3d is new to be. Though ive been hasselhoffed quite a few times..

i wonder how fast this car would go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x22KP0b29zk

Even more fun facts...



If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)



If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)



The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)



A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)



A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
to death.

(Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)



Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)



The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. =0D

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")



The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)



The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)



Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)



Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)



The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......)



Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)



Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(okay, so that would be a good thing)



A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)



An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)



Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)



Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)



Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)


Regards, Elystasia

Ely, wanna live in the same barn with me? I'm planning on being a little brown pig.

Oh you will be when I'm done with you^^

Regards, Elystasia

The pig thing was just so.. Everyone would have made that joke


Anyways, an Elephant cannot jump because his bones can't hold the weight. Bones do not get stronger if they're bigger, think of it as wood: you can't build a skyscraper from wood while small houses stand for centuries, so Size doesn't matter The elephant's bones would break if he'd land after his jump (so they'd all need to be Dombos).

And humans and monkeys are the only animals who mastrubate. So if you think about it, monkey females must be really hard to get if they don't do it for pleasure.

how did they figured out that a pig's orgasm lasts 30 min??...

for the dutch people:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USzBd9XNWWk&eurl=http://zalana.be/filmpje/foute_muziek&feature=player_embedded